It’s May….finally!

Holy cow, it’s finally May. Remember when I said April should fly by because we were so busy? Yeah, it didn’t. It seemed to drag on and on.

Now that it’s May, I can officially say Mini Mullan will be here next month. Oh wow, next month. Who’s excited!?! ME, ME! I’m done being pregnant. I just want our baby. Now. And, it doesn’t help that I’m impatient (thanks for that trait, DW). I really have no idea how I’m going to make it another 6 weeks. Maybe May will fly by!? Haha, probably not. Everyone that has already had kids tells me the last 2 months go by so slow. Well, so far that’s true. And, it doesn’t help that we have everything done and we are just waiting. I should have taken my time on the room, the shopping for necessities, laundry, etc. At least I still have to get the zoo ready. Mainly the dog-cats. This could take awhile too. They are smart but only when they want to be. I have a feeling all of my baby pep talks have gone in one giant ear and out the other. Sebastian’s fluffy ear fur probably blocked everything I said. He’s sort of a mama’s boy and I have a feeling he will have the hardest time with Mini’s arrival. Any suggestions to get a couple of dog-cats ready for a baby?

We do have some fun things coming up in May to look forward to, including K’s birthday! Yay! I love K’s birthday…way more than my own. And, I’m on top of it this year. I’ve already purchased AND wrapped the presents, figured out dessert (for him to take to work – I’ll share pics), his cake, and of course, planned his favorite dinner, mac ‘n cheese.

Anyone else excited that it is finally May? Are you looking forward to nicer weather? I hope everyone has a fantastic May!

Thanks for stopping by! Enjoy your day,
{d&k}

Things I Don’t Understand…

I keep a list on my phone about things I want to blog about.  Most are just random or funny things that happen while {d&k} are out and about.  I started a list that was titled, “Things I Don’t Understand…” and I’ve been slowly adding to it.  K has been a huge help.

Any time I say, “I don’t understand that…”

K says, “Add it to the blog.”

Haha, thanks k!

So, here is my list of Things I Don’t Understand:

* Restaurants/Waitresses whose uniforms consist of less material than a Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Models. (It’s not very sanitary, folks.  There is a lot of “stuff” hanging out.  Possibly touching food.  Germ-a-phobes do not do well in those situations…trust me!)

 

* Kids that look like they are 12 and are drinking.  (I know, it is just me getting older.  But come on…these kids really do look young!)

 

* Cougars.  (Not the animal. Enough said.)

 

* How people become a smoker today, after seeing all the stuff that’s out there about how bad it is, how much it costs, and coming across those old ladies with the raspy, scary voices.  Eep.

 

* All of k’s extra skin.
Example:  k’s weenus (sp?).  Look at all of that extra elbow skin.  Look how happy he is about it.

And here is my extra elbow skin.  A very normal amount.  Now compare the two.  I don’t understand why k has so much!?!?!

And here’s Elvis’ weenus.  Just to compare human and dog.  I’d still say k is the odd man out.  My weenus looks an awful lot like Elvis’.

 

* How do people sneeze while riding a motorcycle?  (I don’t know about you, but I about have a heart attack while sneezing and driving, and I’m in an enclosed space with FOUR wheels.  How do motorcyclists do it?!)

 

I think that’s it for now.  But, you know me…there will be more.  Brace yourself, people.  I need answers.  I have lots of questions.  Lots.

 

Anything you don’t understand?!  I might be able to help.  If it’s good, I could always post it on my blog and pass it off as my own.  Just sayin’.

 

Enjoy your day,
{d&k}

 

Mini Break

Hello!  I just wanted to let you know that I am taking a mini break and will not be blogging the rest of this week, due to wedding prep and the actual wedding on Saturday.  I can’t wait to tell you all about it next week!

So, I’ll leave with this to remember be by (until next week, hehe):

Don’t judge my pugs’ “dirty” sleeping arrangement.  If any kids are reading, don’t look at the photo (parents, you may have some explaining to do)…

 

Enjoy your day,
{d&k}