Yes. I was. Chased by a chicken. It brings back bad memories just thinking about it.
I was being nice and helping feed the farm and this rather large chicken was not happy with me.
I thought it would be nice to bring out baby carrots to the donkeys. The chicken saw me carrying a bag out and got excited. It ran out to me (pretty fast too) and I threw a carrot at it and then I went into the barn.
I handed out almost all of the carrots and then headed back to the house.
That’s when this sneaky
little ginormous chicken came out from nowhere and started running at me.
I threw another carrot her way but it didn’t faze her one bit. She jumped over the carrot and continued on her way straight for me.
So, what did I do, you ask?
There may have been flailing of the arms.
Bag of baby carrots swinging to fend off any other chickens who thought to attack me when I’m weak.
I had to run away from a 1 foot, beady-eyed chicken.
I could have punt-kicked that thing into the neighbor’s pasture.
But no. It spooked me and I ran away.
Those things are scary. I can’t handle chickens.
Their beaks bother me. Too pointy.
And their feet. Oh, don’t even get me started on their feet.
It was a bad night. I had nightmares. The chicken won. It took me out and was standing on my chest. I woke up in a cold sweat. Stupid chicken.
Now, every time it looks at me, I know it’s plotting the next attack. It knows I’m not very fast. It knows how to win.
I must figure out a way to beat the chicken. Any suggestions? The first thing I must get is a suit of armor. And then a sword. And, most importantly, a shield. Now, where can I find these items? Anyone?! Hurry. I’m afraid I don’t have much time.
Enjoy your day and watch out for the chickens!!